Trailer Trash: 14 Ways to Tell If You Are

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league": bowls on a different night.

5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People".

6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!"

8. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a daycare.

9. You think the last words of The Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

11. The bluebook value of your truck goes up or down according to how much gas it has in it.

12. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tatoos.

13. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

14. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.