Supermarket wisdom

A man walks into a supermarket and buys:

     1 bar of soap

     1 toothbrush

     1 tube toothpaste

     1 loaf of bread

     1 pint of milk

     1 single serving yogurt

     1 single serving frozen dinner

     1 single serving can of soup

The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?"

The man replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?"

She replies "Because you're ugly."

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