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Supermarket
wisdom
A
man walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving
yogurt
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 single serving can of soup
The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are
you?"
The man replies very sarcastically "How did you
guess?"
She replies "Because you're ugly."
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