Old Woman

A 70-year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.

He watches her a while, then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?"

She says, "I just got my check up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year old." She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says,"Yeah, right. And what did he say about you 70-year old ass?" "

Your name didn't even come up....." she replied.