Old Is When...

"Old" is when..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"Old" is when..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"Old" is when..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"Old" is when..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"Old" is when..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need fiber today.

"Old" is when..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"Old" is when..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!