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Two
Irishmen
Two
Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from
a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boats provisions,
one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretely hoping that
a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp virorously.
To the amazement
of the castaways, a Genie came forth. However, this particular Genie
stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving the matter much thought, one Irishman blurted out,
"Make the Ocean into Beer."
The genie clapped his hands together with
a deafening crash, and immediately the entire ocean turned into the
finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie disappeared.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as
the two men considered their circumstance.
One man looked disgustedly
at the other, whose wish had been granted. After a long tension-filled
moment, he spoke:
"Nice going moron. Now we're going to have to pee
in the boat!" |
Copyright © 2000 - 2012 Michael J. Miller, Ph.D.
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