Good News, Bad News

The doctor tells his patient, "Well I've got good news for you and I've got bad news for you, what would you like first?"

The patient replies, "Gimme the good news first doc."

The doctor says, "The good news is you have  24 hours to live."

The patient says, "What the hell could be worse news than that?"

The doctor replies, "I should have told you yesterday."