Fast Month

A man sat at a bar, drinking with the saddest expression on his face.

The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having wife troubles?"

The man said, "We had a fight and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

The bartender said, "Gee that's too bad but don't worry it will be OK. The man sadly shook his head, "Easy for you to say. The month is up today!"