Rejected Children's Book Titles

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America - Hey - Let's Go Ride Our Bikes

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Bi-Curious George

You Are Different and That's Bad

Pop Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead

How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School

Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear