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Frustrated
Blonde
There
was a blonde who was sick and tired of being ridiculed for being
blonde, so she decided to fix it by dying her hair brunette. Well,
she was driving along a country road one day when she saw a shepherd
with his flock. She decided to see if she could pass as a brunette
and if she did indeed get any smarter. She pulled over to the side
of the road and asked the shepherd if she could guess how many sheep
he had could she have one. The shepherd thought this was an unusual
request, but he agreed. The blonde thought about it for a minute
and said,
"One hundred and fifty." The shepherd said she
was right and that she could pick a sheep to take home. She did
and as she was putting it into the trunk of the car, the shepherd
stopped her and said,
"If I can guess your real hair color,
can I have my dog back?"
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